The Full List of Speakers for the 2020 Republican National Convention
1 min readAug 20, 2020
Jon Voigt
Scott Baio
Kid Rock
The My Pillow Guy
The Demon Sperm Doctor
The MAGA Hat Kid
The Racist Gun Couple
Ben Carson
Every Karen, including the Barbecue Lady from Last Year
All of the “Bad Apple” police
The Bat That Started the Pandemic
Ben Shapiro
A Poster of Ronald Reagan
Jim Jordan and the Me Too Men’s Chorus
Kim Jong Un
Vladimir Putin
A Filebox Full of Emails that the Russians Stole from the RNC and have been using to Blackmail them since 2015 sitting just off stage
Lindsey Graham
The Corpse of Herman Cain
A Guy Who Comments on Facebook and Says “That’s NOT real racism Blue Lives Matter”
Hydroxychloroquine!
Ghislaine Maxwell
Anal Cancer
… and Steve Bannon