The Full List of Speakers for the 2020 Republican National Convention

A real American dumpster fire!

Jon Voigt

Scott Baio

Kid Rock

The My Pillow Guy

The Demon Sperm Doctor

The MAGA Hat Kid

The Racist Gun Couple

Ben Carson

Every Karen, including the Barbecue Lady from Last Year

All of the “Bad Apple” police

The Bat That Started the Pandemic

Ben Shapiro

A Poster of Ronald Reagan

Jim Jordan and the Me Too Men’s Chorus

Kim Jong Un

Vladimir Putin

A Filebox Full of Emails that the Russians Stole from the RNC and have been using to Blackmail them since 2015 sitting just off stage

Lindsey Graham

The Corpse of Herman Cain

A Guy Who Comments on Facebook and Says “That’s NOT real racism Blue Lives Matter”

Hydroxychloroquine!

Ghislaine Maxwell

Anal Cancer

… and Steve Bannon